Twinkle Khanna aka Mrs. Funnybones is a lot of things which we would like to be. She appeared on the second episode of Koffee With Karan’s season 5, hand in hand with her husband of 15 years Akshay Kumar! The flamboyant actor is smart and sassy and has never ceased to floor us with her quick wit and candour.
Best quotes from Koffee With Karan Season 5 episode 2:
Twinkle on Akshay reviewing her columns: “Every column I write, he reads it. Then he will decide what should be removed because he is Salman Rushdie and I am what… Chetan Bhagat? And I am given marks!”
Twinkle described Akshay from before they started dating: “Six feet of chocolate ice cream”
She charted down the medical history of Akshay’s family members before marrying him;
“Primarily, you get married to have children. So, you are introducing this genetic strain into your family life. I wanted to know what are the diseases running in his family”
Akshay ‘agreed’. His advice to couples: “Kundli milane se pehle, genetic chart milao”
Kjo was tremendously trolled by the close friend of his;
“There was a very brief moment in my life when I was in love with you. I wonder why”
Akshay on his life changing for the better: “Twinkle came into my life and everything changed. That’s also what she keeps on telling me”
She mentioned the try of Akshay in tunning things done by covering his outspoken wife;: “Every time I blurt out something, he says “beta,
“Every time I blurt out something, he says “beta, chashma pehenle”. Couldn’t he come up with something else? Something cooler? That’s our old code word”
Twinkle on the “meanest thing” that has been said about her writing: “When you (pointing at Karan) started writing columns, people said Karan is the new ‘Mrs Funnybones’. That hurt me because I didn’t want my standards to go so down”
Mrs. Funnybones is a wonderful critic;
“They don’t have to say anything, they just sing: Mela dilo ka….”
Akshay on the one thing he would like to change about Twinkle: “The fuse. She goes off… Oh my god”
Twinkle and Akshay are as similar as chalk and cheese but are a power couple in the B-town! Yesterday’s show was one of the most entertaining episodes of Koffee With Karan and Twinkle OWNED it, often stumping her host and BFF Karan Johar on more occasions than one!
Twinkle was running her own show while her hubby Akki and host KJo were running for cover! So, on the show Akshay did a super romantic thing as he sang a jazz number for his wifey reminiscing about their good old dating days. Karan, who is the Queen Of Mush, promptly shook a leg with Akki. Seeing the boys waltzing together, Twinkle asked Karan to try ‘his luck’ with Akshay! Now, we know what that means. Karan blushed.
Guess only Twinkle can stump Karan and can bully him on his own show. This woman is funny, smart and it’s time she gets her own talk show.
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